I was just thinking about those singing Big Mouth Billy Bass things. I was wondering, what is the worst that someone has been injured involving a Billy Bass? Maybe one was lying on the steps in the dark and a dad tripped on it and fell down the steps, and then to top it all off, the bass started singing to mock him? Maybe a girlfriend was kicking her boyfriend out of their apartment and throwing all his stuff out onto the street, and she threw the Billy Bass at him from a few floors up and gave him a concussion? Maybe someone was drunk and annoyed with it and put an M-80 in its mouth, and when it blew up a shard of the Billy Bass hit him in the eye?
-HAT W.
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