FAN GUILD A-COMIN!

....seriously

ITEMLORD SUMMONING CEREMONY!

SW!MS on Facebook

Well you asked for it, now you've got it!

Click on the link (over there ====>) to see the SW!MS representin' on Facebook.

- jim

An Oldie But A HOLY MOLY!

Sw!ms on the edge of reality

http://www.myspace.com/thebobbykellershow
www.fantasylifeshow.com(debuts March 25th)

Funny stuff! Plus they use some Sw!ms songs! Great gents!

Im workin on the SW!MS FAN GUILD membership cards this week!

-brian

Daytrottin our way to glory!

Our Daytrotter session will be posted/post-tit on Fridee April 3rd.
Sean from Daytrotter also assures us that the Daniel Johnston session
that they just recorded is "historic" he said "peoples will freak". Very exciting stuff,folks!
Itemlord tomorrow!!!!!!
-brian

Wayne Gretzky's favorite holiday

ST. HAT-TRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!

i made it up
-brian

Hat really did it

MAILMAN IS BRINGIN US THE GOODS!!!!!

ITEMLORD WILL BE HERE IN A MATTER OF DAYS!!!!!!
Within weeks it will be within your grasp!

ITEMLORD RELEASE DATE!

"Heaps" More Videos!!!

Hat Wallace here. I put some older Sw!ms videos up on YouTube... there's 2 songs from a "Big Art Show" in Philadelphia, a song from Hanlon's Grove in Scranton, and clips from an appearance on "Stories, Wisdom and Recipes." (Look for the recipe for Baccala/Cod in a few days). Too many to post here so I'll just send you a link to my YouTube page?

http://www.youtube.com/user/lazerfloyd

C'Moff it Live in Boston!

aka whytheswimsarehungry.com

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
-BL

Technology You Can Use!!!

http://bigmouth.here-n-there.com/

Yeah you're welcome!!!

-Hat

not nearly as good, but still pretty good

-brian

LOOK WHAT HAT WALLACE FOUND!

NU METAL BAND DOES SPINTO COVER!!!!!

http://www.shark-dance.blogspot.com/

Maybe you know...?

I was just thinking about those singing Big Mouth Billy Bass things. I was wondering, what is the worst that someone has been injured involving a Billy Bass? Maybe one was lying on the steps in the dark and a dad tripped on it and fell down the steps, and then to top it all off, the bass started singing to mock him? Maybe a girlfriend was kicking her boyfriend out of their apartment and throwing all his stuff out onto the street, and she threw the Billy Bass at him from a few floors up and gave him a concussion? Maybe someone was drunk and annoyed with it and put an M-80 in its mouth, and when it blew up a shard of the Billy Bass hit him in the eye?

-HAT W.

Ellen broke my heart!

Other than lunch and Frasier, The Ellen show is the one thing I look forward to while I drink my crumby social worker coffee at my crumbsucking dayjob. Today is the day Ellen broke my heart. Show starts off with her walking onstage with JOSH GROBIN and goes on to announce that JOHN MAYER will be on the show. OH GOD MY HEART NEARLY PUKED! IT.....GETS.....WORSE......
During the commercial break they announce that JASON MRAZ will be on the show tomorrow! I'm not trying to be mean or snooty, but MR A-Z is my arch nemesis, my skeletor, my sauron, my vader, my bad guy from Cobra who's says "PIG!" A lot. Maaaaybe he might be a nice guy, I'm sorry for the negative behavior, I just can't believe she's dumping MRAZHOLE on me this early in the week. Oh Ellen, what have you done to me? Why are you doing this? I don't need this right now. Help!
Brian