Friday, June 19, 2009

SW!MS WAWA HOAGIE SONG! HLEP FULFILL OUR DESTINY!

http://www.hoagiefest.com/music.php?user=theswims&music_id=54

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

PT Cruiser Related Stories

A. I was on a road where there were 3 PT Cruisers parked, one of them with the license "PT COBRA"

B. I was walking through the parking lot of McDonald's and there was this PT CRUISER just stopped right in the middle of the parking lot,blocking traffic. I went to give the person inside "THE LOOK", i was shocked to see a girl and 2 fratboys smokin cigs, while the driver looked at a porno mag!

Do you have any PT Cruiser or Parking lot stories?

-Brian Langor

Sw!ms @ Tinks 6/16!

Rumor has it, this show is gonna sell the hell out! SO!
To assure you will have a spot at this wonderful weekday event you can buy tickets @ Embassy Vinyl LOCATED
on 342 Adams Ave. in Scranton! They are a measly $5!
Just go to the counter and say "Hey, um I'd like to obtain tickets to the SilenTreatment release show w/Sw!ms and several other bands,please"
Sam(who will be working at Embassy while RJ TEXplores Texas til next week)
and Sam will prolly say something like "Sure, how many,dude/dudette?"
or maybe "you got It,dude/dudette!" or maybe he'll just burb and say "Excuse me, that was terribly rude of me but I had Wendy's for lunch, how may i help you?" He's nice and today he was wearing a V-neck tiedye! While you're there you can check out all the amazing video games(Today I saw Alien3 for Genesis, but had no moneys),dvds,vhs and vinyl RJ and his Embassy Vinyl offer at affordable prices!

below is the bulletin I posted earlier in case you missed all the goins on.
-Brian Langor

SO GET/LISTEN TO THIS?!?!
We'll be playing NEXT Tuesday June 16th at the incredible TINKS Entertainment Complex in the heart of downtown Scranton!
The wonderful occasion is The SilenTreatment are releasing their brand newest new album "Passion In Progress"!
Show is completely ALL AGES/21 to slam adult beverages
and ugh.​.​.​.​.​yeah.​.​.​.​
JUMPIN JEFF WALKER OF KRZ FAME WILL BE THERE!

other human bands will include:
Grace's Downfall
Lemongelli
AJ Jump's "Underground Saints"

Show is gonna start at a ridiculously reasonable time! music starts promptly at
a mere 6:30!!! THIS IS A GOOD THING!
there's a good chance we may be going on first(AKA GETTIN DA PARTY STARTED), so show up when its still completely light out!
Have you obtained ITEMLORD?!
have you joined our SW!MS FAN GUILD?!
have you equipped our new shirts that have a sword with a mouth and lemons on them?
come do it!!!!!
I still love each one of you alls

Monday, June 1, 2009

British psych website reviews Itemlord!

http://www.terrascope.co.uk

Dancing out of the swamplands, we are suddenly bathed in light as the bright sunshine pop of The Swims greets our ears with a smile and the sound of flutes, memories of the Beach Boys floating in our heads. This sixties pop sound is continued throughout the entire of “ItemLord”, the band’s latest collection, a sparkling jewel of a record that has melody a-plenty as well as some shimmering organ, crunchy guitars and harmonies to die for. After the warmth of opener “All is Nice”, the short sharp “Ladyfist” is swirling power-pop, whilst “Descend into my Cape”, turns up the Garage meter, a stomping rocker with all the right moves, the tune immediately followed by the sweet acid twist of “Pile of Features”, the contrast between the two songs highlighting the creativity on offer. Consistently engaging, the whole album is an aural pick-and-mix, a cornucopia of sounds and flavours, all held together by some tight playing, great songwriting and a sense of fun that gets your feet moving and the your whole being smiling, add to this the fact that the collection seems to get better every time you play it and you have a disc that could be the essential summer purchase. (www.theswims.com)