ITEMLORD RELEASE DATE!

"Heaps" More Videos!!!

Hat Wallace here. I put some older Sw!ms videos up on YouTube... there's 2 songs from a "Big Art Show" in Philadelphia, a song from Hanlon's Grove in Scranton, and clips from an appearance on "Stories, Wisdom and Recipes." (Look for the recipe for Baccala/Cod in a few days). Too many to post here so I'll just send you a link to my YouTube page?

http://www.youtube.com/user/lazerfloyd

C'Moff it Live in Boston!

aka whytheswimsarehungry.com

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
-BL

Technology You Can Use!!!

http://bigmouth.here-n-there.com/

Yeah you're welcome!!!

-Hat

not nearly as good, but still pretty good

-brian

LOOK WHAT HAT WALLACE FOUND!

NU METAL BAND DOES SPINTO COVER!!!!!

http://www.shark-dance.blogspot.com/

Maybe you know...?

I was just thinking about those singing Big Mouth Billy Bass things. I was wondering, what is the worst that someone has been injured involving a Billy Bass? Maybe one was lying on the steps in the dark and a dad tripped on it and fell down the steps, and then to top it all off, the bass started singing to mock him? Maybe a girlfriend was kicking her boyfriend out of their apartment and throwing all his stuff out onto the street, and she threw the Billy Bass at him from a few floors up and gave him a concussion? Maybe someone was drunk and annoyed with it and put an M-80 in its mouth, and when it blew up a shard of the Billy Bass hit him in the eye?

-HAT W.

Ellen broke my heart!

Other than lunch and Frasier, The Ellen show is the one thing I look forward to while I drink my crumby social worker coffee at my crumbsucking dayjob. Today is the day Ellen broke my heart. Show starts off with her walking onstage with JOSH GROBIN and goes on to announce that JOHN MAYER will be on the show. OH GOD MY HEART NEARLY PUKED! IT.....GETS.....WORSE......
During the commercial break they announce that JASON MRAZ will be on the show tomorrow! I'm not trying to be mean or snooty, but MR A-Z is my arch nemesis, my skeletor, my sauron, my vader, my bad guy from Cobra who's says "PIG!" A lot. Maaaaybe he might be a nice guy, I'm sorry for the negative behavior, I just can't believe she's dumping MRAZHOLE on me this early in the week. Oh Ellen, what have you done to me? Why are you doing this? I don't need this right now. Help!
Brian

Stay Tuned to This Blog -

If you like The SW!MS, then prepare to be razzle dazzled!

What's in store in the future, you ask? Good question. How about: exclusive band news, videos, secret family recipes, behind the scenes stories, album updates, ancient magical spells, tour dates, artworks, etc. This is exciting!

xo
jim

Look, I............

I've recently discovered that I am THE Mr. Bean of social networking sites.
Sorry,folks.
-brian

STOLEN: The Wind From My Sails

So I guess Brian signed all of us up for this service which takes some information from you and, based upon that and other information it compiles from the internet, generates harsh, personalized put-downs and sends them directly to your inbox. Pretty cool stuff!

-Hat

ITEMLORD album cover!

PHEW! I finally put my markers down and turned off photoshop. The art is DONE!
Today we just shipped out Itemlord to Wallride Records!
lookin at late March Early April. It will actually exist!
You're parents will believe you now! Your sister will
stop messing with your toothbrush! Your Dad will ask you to go outside and toss the old pigsack around!

Big fun release show to come!
-brian

just remembered the dream i had last night!

I just remembered I had a dream that there was going to be some
Huge solar elcipse and the news was calling the event
"TOMORROW GETS LAID!"
-brian

TWITTER/FACEBOOK/MYSPACE/BLOGSPOT/GMAIL?!

Im starting Sw!ms accounts with all of these! PHEW!

i feel like im taking out a bunch of credit cards! 

Lookin forward to bloggin your parts off!

-brian